Welcome to the Lair of the Lunatic (a.k.a. The Asylum)
(or for those of you unable to wrap your brains around madspeak: The Offical SSHenry website).
| So please, hang your straight jackets on the hooks to the left and make yourselves at home; feel free to roam the halls and to enter any room or laboratory that strikes your fancy. The Asylum has an open door entry policy, but you enter at your own risk, for what you see and hear here will haunt you for the rest of your natural (and quite possibly also your unnatural) life. Reality laced Thorazine drips are available to those who can't deal with the ideas presented in these pages. If the images you encounter persist even after treatment you may wish to consider taking the blue pill to ensure a return to your regularly scheduled program. |  |
| Note: The Lunatic's Lair is padded for your safety, therefore all injuries (physical or mental, real or imagined) are patently impossible and therefore not the responsibility of the site administrator. |